WARNING: The following photos are definitely not rated PG.
Note the progression of color of the, um, top anole from brown to green. I'll leave it to you to attribute meaning to the hue change.
**Now with added dialogue.
SHE: I thought you said this was a private shed.
SHE: When is that dog going to stop barking?
SHE: Omigod! She's taking pictures. Do you think I look fat in this position?
HE: Huh? Did you say something?