Saturday, May 17, 2008

Bow Chicka Wow Wow**

WARNING: The following photos are definitely not rated PG.

Note the progression of color of the, um, top anole from brown to green. I'll leave it to you to attribute meaning to the hue change.

**Now with added dialogue.















SHE: I thought you said this was a private shed.















SHE: When is that dog going to stop barking?


















SHE: Omigod! She's taking pictures. Do you think I look fat in this position?
















HE: Huh? Did you say something?

17 comments:

  1. Oh no my eyes! That if funny the color changing. Maybe he was trying to blend in so you wouldn't see him and thing it was just one big anole. They should have gotten a room.

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  2. Wow. You may have just crossed over to a whole new genre for your blog.

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  3. HAhahaha! Anole Porn! Awesome. Great photos!

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  4. I see lots of anoles in my garden, but I've never caught any doing this. They must be more discreet over here, huh?

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  5. Amazing. You've made my day!

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  6. I was recently reading something about brown (and supposedly non-native) anoles taking over the territory of our green natives.

    But your photos make me think that the brown anoles are just poor dudes who aren't getting any.

    Ah, the mysteries of science. Inquiring minds want to know more. Great post!

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  7. Didn't I read about you chasing a lizard down the driveway! This has to be a continuing story.

    Great photos,

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  8. Wow, I've seen a lot of lizard porn in the last few days. The color change is hilarious!

    *hums the theme from Shaft*

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  9. Vertie,

    Sorry to start that rumor about Lizard chasing that was Diana!

    Gail

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  10. LOL! Omigosh - you caught the greatest little anole moment, didn't you? And your narrative is priceless. I'm still laughing. You'll have to let us know if you find little babies running around!

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  11. It's not anole porn, it's an anole Rorschach Test! And, the reactions are just as funny - thanks for peeping and sharing, Vertie! But watch out for the feds ...

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  12. Hello gardeners, there's a small group of people who can appreciate some fauna action, and I knew y'all would be its members!

    I am wondering a bit about the searches that will now find my blog, but it was well worth it to hear how many of you laughed when you saw the photos.

    Now if I could just stop saying, "Bow Chicka Wow Wow," my husband would be happy.

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  13. This is too funny! I was looking for xericscape ideas and found Lizard porn.

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  14. Ah, c'est magnifique. Elle: "Je t'adore mon cherie, embrasse moi comme la soleil d'ete."

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